LBD Does The Runway
This is your tripped out version of an Abercrombie add. It involves a hot piece of pocket pup in a powerder blue hoodie; all for the paws … I mean cause. It is taken in black and white for drama. Well, do you feel the drama?
It had to be LBD’s turn, nearly everyone in this family had a brush with 15 minutes or so in front of the camera. Mini Me actually modeled on accident a time or so and was quite a hit. Her “stage mother” was such a PITA. (Pain in the Atmosphere) Nobody’s turning my baby into a Miley! Even me, the old broad, did a commercial or two well back before crows feet.
Little did I know that when fame would next strike this family it would be for my aging, four-legged friend.
There is a really nice Bonita Springs business owner that for years has run a cottage business called Juice Free Athletics.
If you’re not involved heavily with sports training or know about steroid abuse this may be news to you.
Juice Free = Not on Steroids
The owner, Pete Bain, thought so much of my dogs totally *ripped* physique that he especially made him a “Juice Free” hoodie to show off his gun show. Look at him! He’s all natural … except for the Tagamet he takes for acid reflux. Don’t judge, like my mom says, “Old age ain’t for sissies.”
Here are the rest of the photos of LBD modeling the canine version of Juice Free Apparrel. Notice it has the JF Juice Free Logo and “Jacked” because being on “Juice” is “Jacked”.
Juice Free Athletics wants you to know why steroids are for losers.
Hoodie Action – This dog is thoroughly not amused with my antics.
Quit staring at the model, you’re making him way uncomfortable.
Tags: anabolic, juice free, lbd, steroid, steroid abues, support local business
