Armadillos Stink, Both Figuratively and Literally My house seems to attract them. Actually, my house didn’t but my crappy lawn service did. Since they didn’t take care of the insect issues with the grass, the armadillos entered my yard and took advantage of the buffet. They then decided that my crawlspace and under my porch [...]
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This was in my front yard when I pulled in this afternoon. I’m sure he’s the father to the swarm of baby armadillos that live under my house. They must go. I hear they taste like chicken. When Bill Murray becomes incensed with destroying the gopher in caddy shack I thought it was hysterical. We [...]
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How to Trap a Possum in Bonita Springs Part Deaux As you man recall, Lumberjack the Bonita Springs Animal Trapper carried off Hector the Possum to greener pastures, just a few weeks ago. It was a Havahart trap, so don’t get upset. I love critters, just not under my house. Well now, the saga continues. I [...]
How to Trap a Possum in Bonita Springs Florida [no injuries reported] Thump, thump dragging in the night is the creature from the black lagoon somewhere near the foundation of my house. Lucky for us whatever it is, it is nocturnal. Oh goodie! Finally, at the end of my rope and being the anti-animal killer [...]
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